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Curse you, Richards! [Jun. 5th, 2006|12:48 pm]
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[music |Color Me Blood Red by Malice Mizer]

Gar... I need a new camera. Old ass POS Olympus 2megapixel XD card crapathon! Doom deserves better!

Now, let's look at Doom and ask ourselves, what kind of super-genius gets his face all scarred up and then to cover it up, immediately puts on a red-hot metal mask, scarring it further.

No wonder the Fantastic Four keep kicking your ass. Besides, haven't you detected on one of your satelites (if Bats has them, I KNOW you have them) the decades old practice of plastic surgery? I mean, how many Two Face stories have we had with him getting a face lift and reforming. Ignorant ass.Collapse )
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So I lied.... [Jun. 5th, 2006|12:39 pm]
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[Current Location |Cow-Town]
[music |Feel Good Inc. by The Gorillaz]

It was Catwoman and Blue Beetle who have the website together. Sue me. I'm sure your case would take precedence over Marvel, DC, Funimation, Manga Entertainment, Capcom, SNK, Gainax, and Sanrio's cases over me defiling their intellectual property.

Anyway, great costume. Those goggles must have sucked. They must have sucked like that crazy star-fucker Lindsay Lohan trying to make friends in Hollywood (sorry for the non-comic reference... I sometimes have to keep this interesting for my girlfriend who is more interested in US Weekly than in The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe).

The new BB costume is a turd... Such a turd, they should call him the Brown Beetle. I like this one betterCollapse )
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Wizard World Philly was better than a slice of fried Jesus... [Jun. 5th, 2006|12:16 pm]
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[Current Location |Home Schweet Home]
[mood |refreshedrefreshed]
[music |You know... I forgot to turn on some music!]

Didn't take me long to find a couple of willing particpants on Friday, and lo and behold, the first crazy funster was none other than the old-school purple suited Catwoman.

Normally, I'd make a joke about old purple pussies, but you know what? It's too easy. Who hasn't made the Catwoman/Pussywoman joke? It's old hat, and I won't do it.

Now, were she dressed as Huntress, I would SO make a Cuntress joke.Collapse )

She and the Booster Gold dude have a website, but there is no way I can dig through all the cards and goodies and shit to find the address right now. Don't worry, folks! You'll get your plug when I do my wrap-up! If you can't trust a complete stranger who asks you to flip him off when you are dressed as a fictional pop culture icon, who can you trust?!?!

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Oh hells yeah! [Jun. 4th, 2006|11:43 pm]
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[Current Location |Snake Mountain]
[mood |ecstaticelated]
[music |The Dan Band]

OK cats and kittens, we're back!

Just got in from the airport from Wizard World. Definitly worth the VIP pass for all the free shit and early entry and VIP only signings. The most important thing at any con, though, is our fine PONA pics, of course!

WW had a hell of a lot fewer cos play folks than I am used to at the anime conventions (do they even call it cos play an comic conventions, or is that specific to anime and video games and shit?). But, of the fewer costumes I saw, a much higher percentage of them were attractive. I remember a few years back when every con was nothing but fat chicks who loved Fushigi Yuugi and cross dressers who loved Sailor Moon. Now, it seems they are nothing bu fat chicks who love Inu Yasha and 72 guys dressed up as fucking Vash... hell, there was even one of those in Philly!

Anyway, LOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG weekend with not a lot of sleep, sore shoulders, tired ass feet. I need a good solid 12 hour power nap, and then I will be back to post the pics here, a con review on my regular LJ (http://swanktown.livejournal.com/), and some exclusive goodies over at the eBay store (http://stores.ebay.com/SwankTown-Entertainment).

To all those who joined in the fun, thank you so much. Getting these stupid pictures is one of the best parts of hitting conventions for me, and you were all very friendly and fun. Cheers to you all. Also, if you have any pics you'd like to add, just post away or send me the link! The more the merrier! Or, if you have any other costumes handy, pop those puppies on and take some shots for me!

One of these days, I'll actually have the guts to carry out Phase 2 of the whole PONA plan... until then, it's the #1 salute or the Double Dukes! Maybe I should add the Shocker to the list of accepted gestures...

See you all tomorrow folks, and keep your eyes on this community! You never know what con we might hit, or who's picture we may get next!

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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2006|10:29 pm]
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[Current Location |joyopolis]
[mood |nostalgicnostalgic]
[music |oomph!]

Hello you PONA bloodsuckers.
I got some PONA for you coming 2 months late from the depths of 
OHAYOCON, in Killumbus, Ohio.
A note before the short but titilizing (I said tit) jaunt:

I am amazed at how much this con has grown. It is my 3rd Ohayocon.
It used to be a very very small convention and has grown to be almost
as formidable as its predecessors, Katsucon and Otakon.
I had a good time at this one, and PeelanderZ rocked.
And now, on to the good stuff:

Despite what many of you have heard,
I was the bringer of Filth. And now it is presented
in stunning accuracy:

Gally was awesome. She was friendly and sexy!

I have been playing Final Fantasy online for 2 and nibunoichi years.
These fuckers piss me off becuase they are never on when I need them.
I can see they love me too.
Represent the vintage Red Magician love!

He tried, anyways. Good costume, but couldn't quite get that finger up.

I got other pictures, but you'd be suprised at how offended some people get when
you asked them to see titties, and or fingers.

Anyways the good news is I am heading out to Anime Central in Chicago for
some hot & sexy action the first week of May and I will have a ton of pictures from that
I'm sure. 
Peace out, friends and enemies!
Your truly,
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The March of History [Mar. 28th, 2006|08:41 pm]
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[mood |touchedtickle-ish]
[music |Temperature by Sean Paul]

Even though we've not yet hit WW:P, the PONA crew are already gearing up for the next stop of our summer convention schedule. After Philly, we are hitting Origins, a big gaming convention in Columbus, OH. While it won't have as many cos-players, it should still have enough for us to make fools of ourselves with. The whole D&D, Magic: The Gathering, HeroClix crowd should offer enough camera fodder.

Oh, and the LARPers... the horra', oh the horra'.

Do people still play Vampire? Sweet lord, what a frightening concept.

Anyway, we'll be looking ahead at the rest of the con season to see if there is anything close enough (and cheap enough!!) for us to justify a trip. Gas/Food/Lodging can be a killer these days.

Anybody hitting Wizard World or Origins who wants to contribute, just drop us a line! We are always looking for submissions from con go-ers like you! In fact, that would make my job a hell of a lot easier! I'd let you bastards do all the work for me while I took credit it for it all!


I know the last two posts don't really fit the PONA criteria. Spooky King and Booby Mermaid are neither throwing up the Double Deuce or throwing down their Dirty Drawers, but I just liked the pics so much I had to share. Forgive me.

And, since this is my site, Fuck Off. Who are you to tell me what to post, huh? Tough guy?


I'll try and post a few more pics sometime this week. Life at the office is hectic, to say the least, so my leisure time is at a premium at the moment.

But how could I neglect you?

I can't baby... and I just wouldn't... now you just lay on back, and let me take care o' bidness.

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The Little Spermaid [Mar. 19th, 2006|04:51 pm]
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Very attractive Ariel (Disney's The Little Mermaid) costume... quite the hottie, and a very well crafted costume...

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I am too lazy to do cuts today... which is why I am not goth...

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Tender Crisp Bacon Chedder Ranch [Mar. 19th, 2006|04:40 pm]
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One of the best costumes ever... one of these masks is currently selling on eBay for almost $80. I don't know why so many people hate the King. I think BKs food sucks, but I love this mascot.

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well done.

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The next big thing... [Mar. 19th, 2006|02:46 pm]
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[mood |rejuvenatedAll Riled Up!!]
[music |99 Red Balloons - Nena]

PONA is hitting Wizard World!

June 2nd through 4th, we will be @ Wizard World: Philly, one of the premiere comics/gaming conventions in the east. Expect a ton of great new pics here on the LJ, and a ton of great prizes at the show! We are diving in head first with packs of Nintendo Game Pack cards from 88-89 for pretty much anyone who gives us the old #1 Salute, plush and plastic toys for exceptional efforts, all the way up to wall scrolls and original art for the truly daring! And hey, if I don't decided to sell it on eBay before I get there (I gotta make a living here people!), one lucky CosPlayer will walk home with a Penny Arcade CCG Battle Box set!

While we have always been a very small operation (read as: me, and whatever friends I can send to a con with a camera), we hope to have a number of agents roving the halls of the convention center, looking for the best and brightest, the horny and hottest, and the funny and fattest!

Our promotional poster is in the works right now, thanks to a brilliant idea mulled over with some compatriots while watching late night comedies on BBC America. And I promise you, it will be cooler than the new Superman movie!

Hope to see you soon you all there!


Anyone interested in doing comic/game/movie reviews for us, please let me know! We are always looking for submissions!


Check out http://www.costumecritic.com too! It is no CosPlay Hell (I miss you!!!), but you do get a lot of good costumes.

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PONA [Jan. 13th, 2006|01:28 am]
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I was at Ohayocon when I found out about this LJ. Someone was talking to her friend about how there was no place these days for oldschool anime lovers. I butted in and agreed. We talked for a minute or two before she realized I was cosplaying Gally or Alita from BAA. She asked for me to flip off the camera and told me about this community. I thought it sounded great. Another reason I'm writing this is because my camera didn't turn out, and I can't find any pictures of my cosplay. If you have it and it turned out okay (or even if it's shitty) I'd be really grateful if you could get it to me somehow. I'll keep my eyes open for PONA of my own to send.
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